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 "Man" here on Yahoo! Answers..... have reported him so many time today...... Is "Man" a real person or a bot and how can we get him deleted?? A bot is a computer that post stuff.... I went to his site a few times the first time It was a bunch of crap and the second time it was a blog wtih a bunch of pictures...... I hope my compuer dosent have viruses now or something!! I think hes done for a while!! ...

 why is it that when a women is trying to sleep the man help's himself, i no you r not all like this but most man i have been with are and i just want to no whyyyyyyy i need ya help im serious ...

 i have bi polar and mania? its not like i go on spending sprees. there are times where my mind just doesnt feel all there. is that normal. i take 1200mg of lithium and 2 mg of xanax. my doc is thinking depakote, but am scared to take it. can someone share their stories or tell me what to do? ...

 i take effexor xr....i wnt to grill out and have a few beers....cn i? had an ativan at 11 this morning.... ...

 a man walks up to a fisherman and asks hey do u mind if I join you? (1st man) Man replies sure just don?t bump my duffel bag. (2nd man) So he sits down and after a few minutes says so what?s in your bag? (1st man) He replies its tools for my job (2nd man) Oh cool what do you do? (1st man) I?m a professional hit man. (2nd man) wow, so then what?s in the bag? (1st man) is a high powered rifle ? he removes it from the bag (2nd man) cool, oh I bet u can see my house from here with that, it?s the blue one with red shutters across the lake (1st man) yep there it is (2nd man) so what do u see? (1st man) a blond lady and a dark haired guy in a jogging suit, and they are beginning to undress (2nd man) my wife??god! I knew it that cheating sl**, listen how much is it for a hit? (1st m) $1000 (2nd man) ok I want you to shoot her in the mouth for all her lies and complaints, and I want you to shoot him in his penis for cheating with my wife (1st man) ok ? 5 minutes pass (2nd man) c?mon what?s taking you so long (1st man) relax I?m trying to save you a thousand dollars thanks, im glad you all enjoyed it ...

 Difference Between Women And Men 1.NAMES If Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch, they will call each other Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara. If Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy. 2.EATING OUT When the bill arrives, Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom will each throw in a $20 , even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back. When the women get their bill, out come the pocket calculators. 3.MONEY A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need, but it's on sale. 4.BATHROOMS A man has five items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Marriott. The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify most of these items. 5.ARGUMENTS A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that... is the beginning of a new argument. 6.CATS Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats. 7.FUTURE A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. 8.SUCCESS A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. 9.MARRIAGE A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change , and she does. 10.DRESSING UP A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail. A man will dress up for weddings and funerals. 11.NATURAL Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night. 12.OFFSPRING Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams. A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house. 13.THOUGHT FOR THE DAY Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing. AND FINALLY.... A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, jack asses, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?" "Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws." ...

 10. Why is it good to be exact? 11. Why did the old man hate Portuguese man-of-war? 12. Why are birds important to the old man? 13. What did he catch? 14. What is the old man?s attitude toward possible difficulties? 15. What does the old man have to do instead of worry? 16. What does the old man think about the fish? 17. What do the old man and the fish have in common? 18. What does the old man tell the fish? 19.What does the old man repeatedly wish for? *Why? *20 .Why does the old man love and respect the fish? *21. What does it mean when the old man tells the little bird he is with a friend? 22. How does the old man feel about his cramped hand? 23. How does the old man feel about the fish? 24. How does the old man feel about his own pain? 25. How does the old man feel about the fish he will kill? It has been more than 24 hours since the old man hooked the fish. 25. Why does the old man admire the great DiMaggio? ...

 A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu. "I'm sorry, sir, but I am blind and can't read the menu. Just bring me a dirty fork from a previous customer. I'll smell it and order from there." A little confused, the owner walks over to the dirty dish pile and picks up a greasy fork. He returns to the blind man's table and hands it to him. The blind man puts the fork to his nose and takes in a deep breath. "Ah, yes, that's what I'll have -- meatloaf and mashed potatoes." Unbelievable, the owner thinks as he walks toward the kitchen. The cook happens to be the owner's wife. He tells her what had just happened. The blind man eats his meal and leaves. Several days later, the blind man returns and the owner mistakenly brings him a menu again. "Sir, remember me? I'm the blind man." "I'm sorry, I didn't recognize you. I'll go get you a dirty fork." The owner retrieves a dirty fork and brings it to the blind man. After another deep breath, the blind man says, "That smells great. I'll take the macaroni and cheese with broccoli." Walking away in disbelief, the owner thinks the blind man is screwing around with him and tells his wife that the next time the blind man comes in, he's going to test him. The blind man eats and leaves. He returns the following week, but this time the owner sees him coming and runs to the kitchen. He tells his wife, "Sue, rub this fork on your panties before I take it to the blind man." Sue complies and hands her husband the fork. As the blind man walks in and sits down, the owner is ready and waiting. "Good afternoon, sir, this time I remembered you and I already have the fork ready for you." The blind man puts the fork to his nose, takes a deep whiff, and says, "Hey I didn't know that Sue worked here..." ...

 *27. What does the arm wrestling match show about the old man? 28. What advantage does the old man have over the fish? *29. What does his attitude toward the fish tell about the old man? 30. Why doesn?t the old man just tie the fish line to the skiff? *31 It has been 1/2 a day, a night, and a day since the fish was hooked. What does this tell about both the old man and the fish? *32. Who does the old man blame for his lack of salt? *33. Why does pain not matter to the old man? 34. What in the old man is fighting what in the fish? *35. Why is the fish his brother? It took 48 hours to kill the fish. 36. How is the old man able to be better than the fish? *37. What does this tell about the old man?s attitude? 38. The old man feels malignancy towards the shark. What is malignancy? Why does the old man feel it? 39. What does the shark take? *40 explain, ?A man can be destroyed but not defeated.? 41. What weapon does the old man make? 42. What is a sin? ...

 8. Christmas shopping can be accomplished on Christmas Eve, for 25 relatives, in twenty minutes 17. none of a mans co workers have the power to make him cry 48. men only go shopping when there is something they need to buy 23. a man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. a woman will pay $1 for a $2 item she doesn?t need 35. a man can drop by to see a friend without bringing a little gift 19. car mechanics tell men the truth 42. men almost never have to queue up for the toilets 46. men understand why dumb & dumber is funny 30. men never misconstrue innocuous statements to mean that their lover is about to leave them 50. men don?t have to shave below their neck 47. men don?t have to clean their flat if the meter reader is coming 7. men can sit with their knees apart no matter what they?re wearing 44. when a man says he is ready to go out, it means he is ready to go out. when a woman says she is ready to go out, it means she will be ready as soon as she finds her other ear ring, makes one phone call and finishes putting on her makeup 13. men are practically expected to belch loudly in public 16. a man can be showered and ready for work in ten minutes after getting up in the morning. Women require two hours minimum 37. men never have to miss a sexual opportunity because they?re not in the mood 45. men don?t believe they can reverse the aging process by applying a cream containing vitamin e and/ or liposomes (whatever they are) 15. a man only requires six items in his bathroom: a razor, shaving cream, toothbrush, toothpaste, soap and a towel. The average woman has around 370 items in her bathroom. The average man would be unable to identify most of these 2. men don?t have to wear make up to look good 33. men get paid more than women for doing the same work 40. a mans friends will never attempt to trap him with: ?so?notice anything different?? 24. men never have to give birth 1. men wake up as good looking as they went to be. Women somehow deteriorate during the night 32. grey hair and wrinkles only add character to a mans face 39. not liking a person does not eliminate having great sex with them 25. men get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness 49. three pairs of shoes are enough for any man 11. on hot days, men can whip off their shirt 12. if a man can cook, everyone thinks its an accomplishment 26. if men have casual sex, they don?t have to worry about their reputation 9. one mood, all the time! 18. men never have to worry about a glass ceiling 36. men don?t have to pretend they?re ?freshening up? to go to the toilet 21. men don?t have to carry a bag with them wherever they go 28. for men, chocolate is just another snack 22. men don?t have to take a support group when they go to the toilet 4. if another man turns up at a party in the same outfit, the chances are neither of them will notice 31. hot wax never comes near a mans public area 10. men don?t have to remember everyone?s birthdays and anniversaries 6. men don?t need anyone else to open jars for them 03. if a man is going on a weeks holiday, he only needs one suitcase 20. men pay half the price women pay at the hairdressers 34. people never glance at a mans chest when he?s talking to them 38. new shoes don?t cut, blister or mangle a mans feet 29. a man can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passengers seat 27. men can write their name in the snow 41. phone conversations are over in thirty seconds flat 14. if a man is 34 and still single, nobody even notices 5. men don?t care if no one notices there new haircut 43. if someone forgets to invite a man to something, he (or she) can still be their friend ...

 IF A MAN WANTS YOU If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away. If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay. Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior. Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from heartache. Stop trying to change yourselves for a relationship that's not meant to be. Slower is better. Never live your life for a man before you find what makes you truly happy. If a relationship ends because the man was not treating you as you deserve then heck no, you can't "be friends." A friend wouldn't mistreat a friend. Don't settle. If you feel like he is stringing you along, then he probably is. Don't stay because you think "it will get better." You'll be mad at yourself a year later for staying when things are not better. The only person you can control in a relationship is you. Avoid men who've got a bunch of children by a bunch of different women. He didn't marry them when he got them pregnant, Why would he treat you any differently? Always have your own set of friends separate from his. Maintain boundaries in how a guy treats you. If something bothers you, speak up. Never let a man know everything. He will use it against you later. You cannot change a man's behavior. Change comes from within. Don't EVER make him feel he is more important than you are...even if he has more education or in a better job. Do not make him into a quasi-god. He is a man, nothing more nothing less. Never let a man define who you are. Never borrow someone else's man. Oh Lord! If he cheated with you, he'll cheat on you. A man will only treat you the way you ALLOW him to treat you. All men are NOT dogs. You should not be the one doing all the bending...compromise is a two-way street. You need time to heal between relationships...there is nothing cute about baggage... deal with your issues before pursuing a new relationship You should never look for someone to COMPLETE you...a relationship consists of two WHOLE individuals...look for someone complimentary...not supplementary. Dating is fun...even if he doesn't turn out to be Mr.. Right. Make him miss you sometimes...when a man always know where you are, and your always readily available to him- he takes it for granted. Don't fully commit to a man who doesn't give you everything that you need. Keep him in your radar but get to know others. They say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them, a day to love them and an entire lifetime to forget them. i know i posted this twice, but i think everyone needs to read it... i will probably post it again... ...